no-drip (strata-compliant) balcony cleaning service

10 FAQs answers for someone that knows what needs to be done and needs to make sure they're making the right choice.
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1. why choose superclean balcony?​ ​​​
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​operates in an old school manner: transparently, fairly, and respectfully
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lots of 5-star Google Reviews and even more customer referrals
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superior service and process vs DIY, which generally leads to:​
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sub-par results
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2-3x longer than professional work
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dripping dirty water and ruining someone else's balcony and furniture
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lots of grief during and an acute back-pain for rest of the day
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2. what's the overall customer experience like?​​​​​​​​
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lots of transparency during your search & decision-making phase to promote trust
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show up on-time, sweat a lot to clean up your balcony
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customer, with a clean outdoor space, feeling they got what they paid for (many tip, do reviews, and/or tell their friends & family on social media as a sign of approval)
3. how do you clean the balcony?
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sequentially, spraying a pH balanced solution on surface, electrically scrubbing, and using a high-powered Made-in-Germany extractor to pull out the dirty water all in a short space of time to avoid drips to lower balconies ​
4. what does it typically cost? ​​
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setting aside $250-$550 covers a vast majority of balconies
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​an estimate will be provided based on average clean time per sf to remove surface dirt/algae/grime
- we will not be able to see if there's more layer(s) until the surface layer is removed
- additional layer(s) include: thick sludge, hardened solids stuck to surface, black mold
- each layer is, effectively, another cleaning session
- this usually happens when a balcony hasn't been cleaned for many, many years or never..the cleaning time can increase by 2-3x on a super dirty balcony​
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the final price is calculated based on 2 main factors: ​​​
(a) all-behind-the-scenes costs that support the onsite cleaning​; ie. vehicle, equipment/repairs/supplies, marketing & admin, commute time, post-clean up of equipment, etc
(b) onsite cleaning cost: ​ shop rate x total time
5. can you put the pricing in context?
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it's what it takes to run the operation properly paying all bills right away, average wages, and a reasonable margin any small business needs
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most people asking how metrics benchmark against other small businesses find it very reasonable; ie. hourly wage, gross margin %
6. what's the ideal customer for this service?
a transparent conversation is good starting point to discover
if there's a great fit (or not such a great fit) based on some reasonable criteria:
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recognizes problem-expectation gap
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values compliance
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acknowledges the cleaning would make a marked improvement, but some issues cant' be cleaned because they are beyond the scope of cleaning per se (see question 8)
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prior DIY experience and concluded it wasn't worth the grief
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the rationale for pricing makes sense
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within will & ability to pay​​​​​​​​​​​​​
7. do you take on every job? ​
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we would love to, but it may not be possible for a variety of reasons - the main ones being:​​
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the budget is unrealistically below operating costs
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schedule conflicts
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highly damaged balconies that cleaning can't fix (see question 9)
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we're happy to refer you to our best competitor(s); the very very few we know have a track record of doing it right​
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8. do you offer discounts? ​
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yes, if you have another neighbour in same building that can work with back-to-back appointments, then many of the cost duplications are eliminated and passed as savings. ie.vehicle, marketing & advertising, commute time, etc
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9. what can go wrong?
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very few problems do occur, and the few instances that do are largely preventable with better communication:
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the specs and details provided by some customers are drastically different from actual situation; this is the main reason why the final cost is higher than the estimated cost​
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floor size given is 50% vs actuality
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the severity of "dirty" is far more severe vs actuality
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misunderstanding of what can and can't be cleaned
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can be cleaned: dust, dirt, algae, moss, sludge, black mold, bird poop​
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can't be cleaned: broken and damaged surface membrane (cracks, degradation into soft paste), permanent stains that have penetrated deep into the surface material (oil, rust, plant run-off, hot burn marks from bbq, prior use of harsh chemicals resulting in patches of different colour) ​​​
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10. what should condo owner be prepared for with full-service cleaning?
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balcony cleared of all items
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provide access to sink for clean water
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access to toilet for dirty water disposal
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areas with carpeting/rugs/furniture leading up to sliding door (out to balcony) must be covered
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payment is finalized after work is completed to your satisfaction: debit or e-transfer (cc payment +3%)